James Bond vs. The Fool
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009
| James Bond | The Fool |
| Once played by Pierce Brosnan | Once had a pierced ear |
| Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred | Chocolate Milkshake, spoon, not straw |
| Skiied down a mountain in a cello case | Skiied down a mountain on his butt |
| Death defying escapes from evil villains | Death defying escapes from circumstances of his own creation |
| Once went into space as part of his job | Once took up space as part of his job |
| Licensed to kill | Licensed to fish |
| Once shot sixteen people in a movie | Once shot a hole in the floor of his Jeep |
| Used a Bond-prepared bulletproof Aston-Martin | Used Bondo to repair the bullethole in his Jeep |
| Moonraker | Yardraker |
| Pussy Galore | I wish |
| Drove a car that would release smoke screens and oil slicks, fire built-in explosive projectiles, and eject the passenger seat | Drove a Jeep that would do all of those things, but always unexpectedly and never on purpose |
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4 Comment(s):Too funny. 'specially shooting the hole in your Jeep and Pussy Galore. Great list.
Yeah, why would anyone use straw for a milkshake?
Nice list!
Lauging so hard!! Great juxtaposition!
I want to hear the story about shooting the hole in your jeep!
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